Southern California’s Favorite Family-Friendly Holiday Entertainer

“Working with John and his team for our annual holiday party was a pleasant and
hassle free experience. His show is thoroughly entertaining and he upholds the
highest level of professionalism in his work. I would highly recommend him.”
Christina Kay Murphy - Event Coordinator - Ronald McDonald House

John Abrams presents

The Animal Magic Holiday Spectacular

“The Only Squeaky Clean
Comedy Magic Show
in Southern California With
Live Exotic Pets
Specifically Designed and Guaranteed to
Hilarify and Pizzazzify Your Holiday Shindig!”

“You far exceeded our expectations.
Thanks to you, our party was a HUGE SUCCES!”
Bryan Tsunoda - Director- The Aerospace Corporation

“Once again you did an AWESOME job!”
John & Rayetta Lynch - Landmark Realty

Well you’ve come to the right place my elfin friend. It’s John Abrams’ Animal Magic Holiday Spectacular! YES IT’S FOR KIDS, but adults have just as much fun!!!

Is it COMEDY? Certainly!
Is it MAGIC? Absolutely!
Are there even LIVE ANIMALS involved in this extravaganza? Of Course!

Is it some strange form of life not yet discovered by human kind? Maybe.

“He was AMAZING!”
Tommy Lee - Motley Crue

“FANTASTIC! Highly entertaining. I highly recommend John Abrams!”
Butch Hartmann - Producer and Creator of Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom

Well, I’m here to tell ya IT’S NOT JUST A COMEDY SHOW!
Yes it’s hilarious, but it’s a whole lot more...

“Thank you John for A NIGHT WE WON’T FORGET!”
Steve Saperstein - V.P. Human Resources - Mattel

All rolled into a holiday comedy magic explosion with Holiday Music (some you’ve never even heard before) and Christmas Illusions.

“Your show was a HUGE HIT!”
Dave Dunn - Chairman - Sheriff’s Protective Association, Las Vegas

- And John’s Very Own Personal 100% Money Back Guarantee

You read that right. I personally guarantee that you and your guests will be THRILLED with the show, or I’ll refund your money. No questions asked. Iron-Clad 100% Money Back Guarantee.

“It was THE COOLEST THING. The show was super great!”
E.G. Daily - The Voice of Tommy Pickles and Babe The Pig

Now you can create the One Christmas Bash Blowout that’ll put the rest to shame, make you a hero to your boss, and amaze and mystify every single one of your guests.

Experience the same entertainer that Mattel, Honda, Toyota, Aerospace Corp, Novartis, The Dr. Laura Foundation and many more have to make their event Simple, Successful & Stress-Free!

Thanks so much for your outstanding holiday program at the Temecula Public Library last night. Your thoroughly entertaining show was the perfect way to kick off our holiday season with a special dose of holiday magic and fun! You truly deserve to call it “The Most Amazing Spectacular Christmas Show on the Planet.” The Radio City Rockettes better watch out!
Ginger Safstrom - Librarian - Temecula Library


Call Now for Pricing and Available Dates:

Magically Yours,
John Abrams
Animal Magician

P.S. I’m fortunate enough to be one of the busiest Entertainers in Southern California.
And I can only perform so many Christmas shows in the month of December, so call as soon as you read this.
You’ll be glad you did.

Serving all of Orange County, California.

Website Updated as of:  11/20/2013 05:26:38 PM